The Last Time I Peed My Pants
Life is short, and sometimes it goes by so quickly that you don’t know you are reaching Significant Milestones as you go through your day.
So when I peed my pants during the field trip to Mount Vernon in the third grade, I didn’t know that that would be the Last Urine of Bentley (at least until I get that “elderly incontinence” problem I’ve seen referenced in Whoopi Goldberg ads for “Poise” pads).