I never thought I would be wearing an anti-war shirt for nearly 9 years. It was supposed to be obsolete long ago. As much as I've grown to love this stylish and pertinent piece of fashion, it sure feels good to let it go.
The satisfaction of having a German, precision-made, single-use tool for cooking is a unique pleasure. The sleek design, high-grade materials, and master craftsmanship give the cook authority over ingredients and technique. The Rösle Original Weißwurstheber is such a tool. Born of tireless research and flawless workmanship, there simply is no better way to lift a Bavarian white sausage (weißwurst) onto a plate.
Look. I’m tired of people getting all up in my business because I don’t shun the jegging. For those of you unfamiliar with this particular portmanteau, the “jegging” refers to leggings made out of jeans: more specifically, stretchy denim. Why the close-mindedness, world? I’m not talking about wearing jeggings with a t-shirt tucked in, showing your cameltoe to the general population. I’m talking about tasteful use of jeggings: under a flowy top and tucked into hot boots. Really, the jegging should be seen only from about mid thigh to calf. Any more than that is disaster. But oh, that magical two feet of jegging-clad leg, the “sweet spot” of the jegging! They make you look like you can fit into wee skinny jeans, even when the scale and your ass tell you differently. You can still do deep knee bends in them, thanks to the generous spandex content in the fabric. And you never know when you need to do deep knee bends. Trust me on this.
